Hello, blog. It’s been a long time. How’ve you been? Sure is quiet around here. I drifted away from updating because I couldn’t find a focus, and just having my own personal soapbox was not particularly motivating. So here I am, recommitting to my original purpose: documenting the awesomeness of being a child of the 80s.
Yesterday I killed a few hours watching Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II on one of the premium movie channels. When I was a kid, we lived out in the country. We couldn’t get cable, and my parents wouldn’t have been willing to pay for TV even if they HAD run it out that far, so everything we watched was via the UHF/VHF rabbit ears on top of the TV set. My brother, on the other hand, was fresh out of college and living away from home — and with cable! — when Ghostbusters hit the premium channels for the first time. He would periodically record movies (on Betamax, natch) and bring them when he came to visit. And thus eight-year-old me was introduced to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
I told you that to tell you this: that Betamax SL-2300 VCR was a glorious thing. The silver remote control had three buttons (rewind, fast-forward, and pause) and was connected to the VCR via a long, thin cable. The VCR opened up so many doors for us (not literally). Suddenly we could record a show and NOT have to watch the commercials; imagine that! I still remember so many shows I watched and re-watched over and over: The Christmas Toy, A Family Circus Christmas, A Muppet Family Christmas, Cathy . . . the list goes on, but these are the ones that stand out in my mind.
My parents still have that old VCR, and those tapes. I would love to watch all those shows again, although I don’t know that the VCR still works. And I would love to see all those commercials that were such a novelty to skip. The funny thing is — thanks to Amazon and the Internet, I can. I own A Christmas Toy and Muppet Family Christmas on DVD (although they’re adulterated; because Disney owns Kermit now he was cut from the beginning and ending of the former, and they took “Sleigh Ride” out of the latter due to rights issues). While writing this post, I found both the Cathy special and Family Circus Christmas posted online. And there are dozens if not hundreds of commercials from the 80s on YouTube.
I get the impression there are a lot of folks out there like me — longing for the halcyon days of Muppets and Barbie and Voltron. I often find myself trying to revisit my childhood, wishing I still had my My Little Ponies and all of my Barbies. (I do still have a few Barbies, along with two Cabbage Patch Kids and some Strawberry Shortcake dolls. Oh, and I do have my Voltron — lions, of course. At least I haven’t divested myself of everything I loved as a kid.) So that’s my niche. Sit back and enjoy the ride through the 80s and early 90s, and please keep your hands inside the windows at all times.